Old people who can't fucking read a damn menu

RETARDED HAG: I'll have a peach mango. Small.

Me: Ok, your total will be $3.50.

RETARDED HAG: No. It says $4.50.

Me: Are you looking at the Lo-cal?

RETARDED HAG: Yeah. What's the difference?

Me: We have a Lo-cal and a regular type.

RETARDED HAG: *gets irritated* Wait, what? You know what?

Just get me whatever. I'll take the regular.

Me: *annoyed as fuck because she couldn't decide
and had me refunding/switching prices on the register fuckin 3 times* Okay, $3.50.

RETARDED HAG: .... It says 90 cents up there.

Me: Uhm.... it's $3.50.

RETARDED HAG: *hands me her debit card* Why is it 90?!

Me: Go pick it up at the left window >_>

RETARDED HAG: Why is it 90?! Do you see that?!

Me: *not looking/ignoring*

RETARDED BITCH: Do you see that?! Why is it 90!?

Me: *ignoring*

THE NUMBER ON THE BOTTOM IS

FUCKING CALORIES COUNT, GENIUS.

WE DON'T HAVE SHIT FOR 90 CENTS.

She was talking so fucking loud. I was like," Why the hell is

she yelling at me. " CALM THE FUCK DOWN. I don't know how to explain the

difference of low-cal and regular if it explains itself. -__-

What a dumb question I get from customers.
If you're ordering a fucking low-calorie, fucking say it.

I derno what the fuck you want. I can't read minds.

We recently changed our menu prices and we definitely

did not put anything up there that says 90 cents >___>

FUCKING STUPID OLD HAG. UGHHH!!!!!kaljdlkas

I HOPE YOU TRIP AND DIE. She was with her daughter

or whatever she is. She needs to keep a leash on that barking bitch.

She's so fucking dumb!! What really pissed me off

is her yelling and stupidity! In the end, she said thank you.

I didn't respond to that because she needed to GET THE

FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT ALREADY and she's not
welcome. I wasn't even going to deal with her bitching.
If you're rude to me, I'll treat you the same.

Work today was not going good because she

ruined my mood.